I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth
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Originally Posted By shit-thatblows
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
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Originally Posted By caadylyn
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
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Originally Posted By ac0rn
no one:
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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Originally Posted By yugoslavic
Originally Posted By vengadores
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this is the only avengers thing i’m ever going to reblog
omfg it matches so well.
Loki’in dirty.
literally perfect
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Originally Posted By eatingpains
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man’s face
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Originally Posted By averagefuture
Robert Downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay
I really don’t know why I find this so amusing…
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Originally Posted By himapapaftw
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
Also most of you are assholes like me who have not exercised in months and who have no survival skills we would be the first to die you guys.
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